Dinar "Gossip $ Fun" Thread!!!!

[Spoiledred]

[quote=AlwaysDreaming;162429]IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....*

*YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING.....* *(not that you would...)*

*AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... *

*You open the door.... **

NOW, REMEMBER,* *THE FLOOR IS JUST* *! A PAINTED FLOOR!**

KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....* *DOESN'T IT?*

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cool! I'm afraid of heights, that would really make my heart drop down to my stomach! to cool.That's the last guy who didn't invest in dinar falling?

[rvalreadydang]

I got that one beat. My first pc was an Apple 2 (C or E can't remember which) with 2 5-1/4 floppies and 64k of ram back in the late 70's-early 80's. No hard drive. Two years later I thought I had died and gone to heaven when I upgraded to an IBM XT with a 10mb hd. LMAO

LOL Apple IIE i learned on the same dinasour, LOL......wow weve come along way

[rvalreadydang]

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.. "

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

[nikki]

photo taken at last nights Corresponents Dinner....


GW- "Oops. Hope I covered the GameBoy with my napkin before she saw it. . . . I don't want anyone to know that I can't get to the second level of 'Elephant Boy.' . . . It would hurt my credibility."

NP-"sign the bill or you get another wedgie"

[neno]

Drinking with a Redneck Girl

A different twist.



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A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Arabia we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America !

[neno]

MY NEW CAR

I bought a new Lexus LS-460 and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or
Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,"Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda, Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,with
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car!
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[apwerner]

Hey Guys I figure with all the hard work and No Play, this could be the "Gossip $ Fun" Thread. Where you do almost anything you want. Like talk about your mama........talk about somebody else;s mama......No No Just kidding about the mama's. But really use this thread for anything you want. just be nice to others.

I will start. I love you guys....But if you piss me-off, and I am a Scorpion. I will turn into this below and swing my sword. You know like when Hulk use to get pissed, he would turn very Green.

I'm a scorpion too - born Nov. 21. Not a pretty picture when we're mad.

[Countrygirl70]

lets have some i get no respect--My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah..my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

i get no respect--My psychiatrist told me im going crazy. i told him..if you dont mind id like a second opinion..he said..alright... your ugly too!

still no respect--i was so ugly..my mother used to feed me with a sling shot!

Well ya got me So is that going to become your new hobby after the RV....Stand up Comic. Imagine that, you don't need the money, just the laughs from the crowd. You will get that.