Dinar "Gossip $ Fun" Thread!!!!

[Vipor]

There once were four older ladies who lived in Italy ....


They always sat outside and chatted a lot when they were younger....


One day they pooled their money together and bought a laptop computer...




They always wanted to see what Florida was about

so they clicked on St.Augustine, FL.

and they read about the "Fountain of Youth" there...

They saved up some money and

sent for four bottles of the magic water....

As soon as it arrived,

they drank as much as they could....

The rest of this story

will make you a believer

because here they are today....




I have a supply of this water available at $125.00 a bottle + shipping and handleing of $25.00 which will make total of $150.00 I will send upon receipt of your money.

HURRY BEFORE INVENTORY RUNS OUT.
Cash only! No checks accepted!!!

HAH! That's an old Compaq Elite notebook PC. I worked on that design back in 1993. Boy, talk about the days when having a 170MB hard drive was the norm and having 510MB hard drive meant you had storage galore.

[neno]

There were these two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the
owner of an old beat up boat.It just so happened that John's
wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.A few days later a
kindly old woman saw Joe and mistaking Joe for John, stated
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel just terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Heck no,
fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.She was a rotten ole
thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and
she smelled like old dead fish.She was always losing her water.
She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the
front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was
when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time.
I warned them that she wasn't very good' but they wanted to
use her anyhow.The fools all tried to get in her at once and
she split right up the middle.

THE OLD WOMAN FAINTED

[neno]

Yep! I passed it on...


I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. No where did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone but this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP ---- please pass this along~
I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA!

PART OF THE PROBLEM

Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-----YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!!

Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice??????

Think about it!


IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT.

It is Time for America to Speak up If you agree -- pass
this along; if you don't agree -- delete it!

[Cdn Scrooge]

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag.. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907


Every American citizen needs to read this!

I'm a Canadian and "political correctness" is a big issue here as well. I found this interesting and wanted to share it. Interesting that he said this 100 years ago.

[bultn]

HAH! That's an old Compaq Elite notebook PC. I worked on that design back in 1993. Boy, talk about the days when having a 170MB hard drive was the norm and having 510MB hard drive meant you had storage galore.

My first PC back in the 80's had a huge hard drive: 20MB

[Vipor]

My first PC back in the 80's had a huge hard drive: 20MB

Dang. At today's standards, that could hold a whole 4 MP3 files. hahaha (depending on bitrate of course)

[Cdn Scrooge]

My first PC back in the 80's had a huge hard drive: 20MB

I got that one beat. My first pc was an Apple 2 (C or E can't remember which) with 2 5-1/4 floppies and 64k of ram back in the late 70's-early 80's. No hard drive. Two years later I thought I had died and gone to heaven when I upgraded to an IBM XT with a 10mb hd. LMAO

[AlwaysDreaming]

IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....*

*YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING.....* *(not that you would...)*

*AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... *

*You open the door.... **

NOW, REMEMBER,* *THE FLOOR IS JUST* *! A PAINTED FLOOR!**

KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....* *DOESN'T IT?*

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[YogiBrood]

Perhaps it is the only way to help the drunken guest "throw up" faster once past that bathroom door...

A great floorpaper I'd say...

IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....*

*YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING.....* *(not that you would...)*

*AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... *

*You open the door.... **

NOW, REMEMBER,* *THE FLOOR IS JUST* *! A PAINTED FLOOR!**

KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....* *DOESN'T IT?*

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[neno]

Living will

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

She's such a *****.