Thread: Must Read

Originally Posted by benzboy

If a Blonde woman and Brunette woman, jumped off the empire state building, who would land first??



Answer: The Brunette of course, because the blonde would stop and askfor directions first.
something to ponder

O-MI-GOSH!!!!! I know EXACTLY where you got that little ditty from benzie!!! I didn't know you watched that show!!

family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist.

Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.

That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.

"Why are you crying?" the father asked.

"Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimist twin.

Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked.

To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"

a man mowing his lawn, notices his blonde nieghbor,walk to her mailbox, open it, then shut it, and go back in the house.
she does this several more times, all the while getting more and more frustrated with each trip. well the mans curiosity has a firm grip on him by now, so on her next trip out, he walks over and asks what shes doing.
she says to him in a very exasperated voice," MY STUPID COMPUTER KEEPS SAYING YOU'VE GOT MAIL"

what's this thread about?

its about a lady named Pam Foster, and the fact that she does not care. and its about jokes. anyone can see this!

LOL this one isnt' about pam foster, the pam foster thread is about her, i actually forget now what this thread was about, i need some sleep.

The thread is called "Must Read" so here we are! lol


Actually the thread started with a very nice graph created by The_Mad_Scott


lewscrew

Originally Posted by webinvestor

what's this thread about?

I think it's about graphs and trolls....and fairies?

it doesnt get any better than graphs trolls and bad jokes. man i seriously thought i was still on the pam foster thread.