Thread: Anything New On the Dong?

Originally Posted by mountaingirl

The ways things are going it looks like we all will be sitting around, holding our dongs, for a long time.

Yep, mine will take both hands!!

Originally Posted by MediaHound

Would someone please PM me or post the banks that are participating in this currency. TIA!

wells fargo for sure..........

I just noticed something...my Dong smells kinda funny!

Hey Folks!

The 100,000 dinars notes that I bought from Ali were not brand spanking new as he said. Anyways, I decided to was my "polymer" notes and threw them in the washing machine with a couple of shirts. Guess what, it came out clean! Remember, its polymer and not like the absorbant paper money and therefore will not soak up and fall apart.

Now, here's the dumb part. Do not put them in the dryer since it is polymer and the heat from the gas dryer will "shrink" the polymer notes. I had the dryer on air fluff but a couple of notes shrunk on the edges. I placed them in the encyclopedia to flatten them out and it did the trick but the shape never fully recovered.

Anyways, its all play money to me, for now. Kinda neat for the kids to watch me do something stupid like this. My son is in AP Chemistry and told me how stupid it was before I put them in the dryer and how they will all shrivel up. I told him I would watch it carefully. Viola, two minutes too long!

Good luck to all with the fun "money laundry" experiment.

Kids loved it.

Howard

Originally Posted by homy

Hey Folks!

The 100,000 dinars notes that I bought from Ali were not brand spanking new as he said. Anyways, I decided to was my "polymer" notes and threw them in the washing machine with a couple of shirts. Guess what, it came out clean! Remember, its polymer and not like the absorbant paper money and therefore will not soak up and fall apart.

Now, here's the dumb part. Do not put them in the dryer since it is polymer and the heat from the gas dryer will "shrink" the polymer notes. I had the dryer on air fluff but a couple of notes shrunk on the edges. I placed them in the encyclopedia to flatten them out and it did the trick but the shape never fully recovered.

Anyways, its all play money to me, for now. Kinda neat for the kids to watch me do something stupid like this. My son is in AP Chemistry and told me how stupid it was before I put them in the dryer and how they will all shrivel up. I told him I would watch it carefully. Viola, two minutes too long!

Good luck to all with the fun "money laundry" experiment.

Kids loved it.

Howard

Originally Posted by danny51

Yep, mine will take both hands!!

Danny are you dreaming again? LOL Make sure you wash your hands you dont know where that Dong has been.

How long is the Dong supposed to be? I thought they were 9 1/2 inches. But when I measured mine it was only 8 1/2 ! Maybe mine is shrinking? Could anyone help me out here?

Originally Posted by Bubba Dinar

How long is the Dong supposed to be? I thought they were 9 1/2 inches. But when I measured mine it was only 8 1/2 ! Maybe mine is shrinking? Could anyone help me out here?

thats cause your measuring using a mans ruler. You need to subtract 1.5 inches from the length you measure and you you will get the correct measurement. If you can't figure that one, ask your wife to measure. be careful She may slap you or laugh in your face when you say "Measure my Dong."

Originally Posted by Spoiledred

thats cause your measuring using a mans ruler. You need to subtract 1.5 inches from the length you measure and you you will get the correct measurement. If you can't figure that one, ask your wife to measure. be careful She may slap you or laugh in your face when you say "Measure my Dong."

And after you subtract the 1.5 inches, don't forget to DIVIDE BY 2 hehehehe

Are there any new rumors about the dong reval?