Thread: Romur Fun Section for those that will indulge.

Originally Posted by DanielJay

Heres my rumor ! Dont shoot the mesenger !

My barber's second cousin's, half sister's father, on her mothers side, uncle's, nephew's girlfriend's brother in law, who has various contacts in the wholesale stuffed giraffe market gave me this rumor. Mind you I have never met this person in real life, nor do I know if he actually exists, but I place massive weight on his statements!

He says that The Central Bank of Iraq will appoint Suri Cruise the authority over all currency issues, including the RV and impending dates. Jennifer Aniston will acompany Suri to make the anouncement shortly. Arrnold Schwartzenager will act as a body guard. Tom Cruise will land in the middle of the green zone with his scientologist space ship and pass out pamphlets urging all muslims to convert or die to scientology. Tom Cruise will then asasinate Jeniffer Aniston, judo chop Arnold, and kidnap Suri, then crown himself King of all living things.

The Dinar will be replaced with Mcdonalds gift certificates, as well as every other currency on the planet. You will not be able to buy or sell, unless you have the "golden arch's" tattoo'd over your left eye. Its pandamonium !


ALL THE PAPERS ARE SIGNED !
ITS A DONE DEAL !!
LOOK FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT NEXT WEEK, OR THE WEEK AFTER, or maybe a couple other days after that, wait... maybe next month.


If you havent figured it out yet. This is a joke. Meant to entertain. Comments welcome.

DanielJay

Do you realize how stupid, unserious, uneducated, and a waste of time you appear?

Originally Posted by Wm.Knowles

Do you realize how stupid, unserious, uneducated, and a waste of time you appear?

I could not have said it any better.

Originally Posted by Wm.Knowles

Do you realize how stupid, unserious, uneducated, and a waste of time you appear?

Im sorry to have upset you sir, but I must react to this statement.
First off, it was a joke, and only meant to entertain.
Second. I am far from uneducated, 4 years of college and a ******* in computer science makes me one hell of a smart person. All-be-it, not in the arena of global economics, but educated none the less.

Thank you kindly for the slam, I appreciate it.

The most factual rumor I have seen in ages.

I know that this is one I can really believe in.

Wishing us all success (and that no rumor)
harrisomi

Originally Posted by DanielJay

Im sorry to have upset you sir, but I must react to this statement.
First off, it was a joke, and only meant to entertain.
Second. I am far from uneducated, 4 years of college and a ******* in computer science makes me one hell of a smart person. All-be-it, not in the arena of global economics, but educated none the less.

Thank you kindly for the slam, I appreciate it.

This whole thread IS a meaningless waste of time- MODS PLEASE CLOSE IT DOWN!

Originally Posted by Mike5200

This whole thread IS a meaningless waste of time- MODS PLEASE CLOSE IT DOWN!

Mike, I was very surprised that you of all the people on the forum were not promoted to a mod position with the other 5 members. With the level head that you have and your constant reporting of factual news you would have been my first choice.
I'll agree the thread serves no further purpose but it did make me laugh.

Originally Posted by DanielJay

Heres my rumor ! Dont shoot the mesenger !

My barber's second cousin's, half sister's father, on her mothers side, uncle's, nephew's girlfriend's brother in law, who has various contacts in the wholesale stuffed giraffe market gave me this rumor. Mind you I have never met this person in real life, nor do I know if he actually exists, but I place massive weight on his statements!

He says that The Central Bank of Iraq will appoint Suri Cruise the authority over all currency issues, including the RV and impending dates. Jennifer Aniston will acompany Suri to make the anouncement shortly. Arrnold Schwartzenager will act as a body guard. Tom Cruise will land in the middle of the green zone with his scientologist space ship and pass out pamphlets urging all muslims to convert or die to scientology. Tom Cruise will then asasinate Jeniffer Aniston, judo chop Arnold, and kidnap Suri, then crown himself King of all living things.

The Dinar will be replaced with Mcdonalds gift certificates, as well as every other currency on the planet. You will not be able to buy or sell, unless you have the "golden arch's" tattoo'd over your left eye. Its pandamonium !


ALL THE PAPERS ARE SIGNED !
ITS A DONE DEAL !!
LOOK FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT NEXT WEEK, OR THE WEEK AFTER, or maybe a couple other days after that, wait... maybe next month.


If you havent figured it out yet. This is a joke. Meant to entertain. Comments welcome.

DanielJay

Shouldn't this be posted in the "Crazy" or "Gossip and Fun" Threads? This is, by your own admission, a joke...not meant to be an actual rumor.

As for the point you are trying to make, rumors are posted here for those who enjoy reading them. Those who do not like them are not forced to click on the "Rumor" Thread. Isn't this specifically for rumors? I am continually baffled by those who complain about rumors posted in the rumor section. Those who enjoy or want to read them, have a right to partake without all of the hassle and sometimes ridicule from those who don't.

What makes anyone the standard bearer of what is acceptable for people to post or read and enjoy?

Enough already....

Originally Posted by Mike5200

This whole thread IS a meaningless waste of time- MODS PLEASE CLOSE IT DOWN!

What Mike said

Originally Posted by Mike5200

This whole thread IS a meaningless waste of time- MODS PLEASE CLOSE IT DOWN!

Second that motion, please MODS. Absolute WOT!!!!

Disrupting the Forum. This is a Real Investment. So Please try to be Real. Others that post romurs is because they feel good about it and have no proof. (why it is in the romur section) So time is the only proof of a romur of this Investment. If anyone wants to just have fun by making Jokes, there is a fun thread that has been created. But Please keep the Jokes there. Thank You.

Note: the other threads for fun> "Crazy" or "Gossip and Fun" Threads<