Thread: Joke of The day

Two guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

OKAY THAT WAS GOOD! Made me laugh anyway.

HERE'S THE CHALLENGE! WHO CAN DO ONE BETTER? (Keep it clean)

OK one on gestures :)

There was a guy working on the second floor of a new construction, when he realized he didnt have his hammer with him..So, instead of walking downstairs to get it he figured he would try to use gestures to get his wife to bring it up to him..So he waves and gets her attention then gestures:points to his eye, then his knee and makes a motion of him swinging the hammer..(I need the hammer)

His wife looks a little puzzled at the sign language so he repeats it a couple of times..So she then uses sign language bak to him: She points to her eye, then grabs her left breast and then her groin..This shocks her husband..He gestures again, she gestures back the same way..Frustrated he runs downstairs to find out what the heck she means..
"I said I needed the hammer, what the heck were you doing?",he asks her..
She replies."Yes, I understood you needed the hammer..I was trying to tell you 'I left it in the tool chest'!"


:)

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VERY VERY FUNNY!

Hahaaa.... i guess, when he's home, he forgot all too well the "other" tool chest.... :lol: :lol:

That was a good one