Thread: Good Joke

Men are like Bluetooth:
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..


Women are like Wi-Fi:
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash.
"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!"
The farm hand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper. This went on for three days . . . and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper.
On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper. He asked his wife where the farm hand was and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries and he ran like hell!"

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try
the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing
whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just
hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the
green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.
After he was able to speak again the pro finally said, "Uh . . . you're
supposed to hit the ball into the cup."
"Oh great! NOW you tell me," said the beginner in a disgusted tone.