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    Default Sad News

    It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
    infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He
    was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
    celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
    Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the
    Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled
    high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
    man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose
    quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
    He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of
    his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times,
    he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model
    for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
    and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
    survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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    That's odd I just saw him on TV.

    good joke though

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