I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so
I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
booths when your calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling
herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had
all
the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair,
long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind. So
I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to
my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I'm
in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I
want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night
long.

You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've
got
in
your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up,
wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything
you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says,
"That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."