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    Default A little risque so be aware

    I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so
    I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
    booths when your calling for a cab.

    I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling
    herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had
    all
    the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair,
    long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind. So
    I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
    "Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
    "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to
    my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
    I'm
    in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I
    want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night
    long.

    You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've
    got
    in
    your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up,
    wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything
    you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

    She says,
    "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
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    Excellent!! :D

    This one will be mailed all round the world.

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    Smile

    I can't tell you how many times that very same thing has happened to me!
    LOL

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    Hmmm... guess you're not really a "luckydog" then, huh!! :) :) :)

    kittyone/snickerdoodle

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