Thread: My New Car...I Love It!!!

MY NEW CAR

I bought a new Lexus LS-460 and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or
Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,"Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda, Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,with
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car!
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You are a Ferrari 360 Modena!



You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.
This is funny I just took this survey and this is the car it said I was!
Which Sports Car Are You?

Originally Posted by Spoiledred

You are a Ferrari 360 Modena!



You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.
This is funny I just took this survey and this is the car it said I was!
Which Sports Car Are You?

You are a Lamborghini Murcielago!

Originally Posted by Spoiledred

You are a Ferrari 360 Modena!



You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.
This is funny I just took this survey and this is the car it said I was!
Which Sports Car Are You?

I'm a Corvette!!