Dinar "Gossip $ Fun" Thread!!!!

[neno]

Hey Guys I figure with all the hard work and No Play, this could be the "Gossip $ Fun" Thread. Where you do almost anything you want. Like talk about your mama........talk about somebody else;s mama......No No Just kidding about the mama's. But really use this thread for anything you want. just be nice to others.

I will start. I love you guys....But if you piss me-off, and I am a Scorpion. I will turn into this below and swing my sword. You know like when Hulk use to get pissed, he would turn very Green.

[kiko]

Hey Guys I figure with all the hard work and No Play, this could be the "Gossip $ Fun" Thread. Where you do almost anything you want. Like talk about your mama........talk about somebody else;s mama......No No Just kidding about the mama's. But really use this thread for anything you want. just be nice to others.

I will start. I love you guys....But if you piss me-off, and I am a Scorpion. I will turn into this below and swing my sword. You know like when Hulk use to get pissed, he would turn very Green.

Oh my god, you will turn into something very ugly, with a lot of muscles, to much hair, to many hours in the sun and no brains...

Oh and Neno, I am not afraid of scorpions. When I see one I make a circle of olive oil around it than just watch how it sticks itself in the head and dies.... (no joke they do that)

Just kidding...

Thanks, nice for the next days if we have nothing to do!

[smillenace]

lets have some i get no respect--My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah..my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

i get no respect--My psychiatrist told me im going crazy. i told him..if you dont mind id like a second opinion..he said..alright... your ugly too!

still no respect--i was so ugly..my mother used to feed me with a sling shot!

[archangel]

lets have some i get no respect--My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah..my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

i get no respect--My psychiatrist told me im going crazy. i told him..if you dont mind id like a second opinion..he said..alright... your ugly too!

still no respect--i was so ugly..my mother used to feed me with a sling shot!:eek:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
and still laughing

[neno]

WHO IS MY MASTER?

Sacrifice my very soul, whatever it takes to win.
Gullible am I, the mortal thoughts from within;
Taken from me, I hate you!
Given to me, I love you,
Never enough it seems; a wicked world longs for you.
Cheat for me, buy for me,
Take me, for you own me.
The root of all evil, you shackle me like a dog’s collar-
You almighty dollar!

Complements of my friend: Epaphroditus© November 15, 2006

[neno]

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

Then takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed................

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

[neno]

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke.

Live Long and Prosper and ...
Let Whatever Happens Be Okay

Patricia A Hoffman ~ USA

[neno]

A police officer sent this to a friend of mine. It is not for the
faint-hearted. If you have a weak stomach, then don't click on the
link
below.
It is a picture of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed.
It
shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look
of
horror on the faces of the bystanders. The faces of the bystanders is
why
I
believe this is real.

http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg

http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg

[archangel]

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN

[MrsCK]

hey archangel good to see you around!!!

ok this is the only blonde joke I know:

why do blondes were pony tails?
to cover up the value stem