This Thread Just For Fun & Jokes To Share From 10by5 Team Members. Feel Free to Add..

[neno]

Closure and ceasing sign-ups through RC Cycler Team

In light of the latest events surrounding the displeasure that RC has uncovered, Admin, myself and Neno have decided to stop the Cycler program within our Forum.

Click this for more.

It is a painful decision and as it now stands.... the path leading to this as a consequence of what has been openly admitted, Barry has admitted being Bryan Marsden.

To this effect, Admin of RC has requested that we halt further support and cease any link with BM's initiatives on whatever programs he launches which would implicxate ROLClub in any future and unnecessary leagl entanglement, should RC, after discovering the identity of Barry to be Bryan Mardsden, and be considered to be a proponent in any of BM's program initiatives.


For this, we cannot afford to be seen and viewed as a co-operating net operator unless we deliberately continue from hereon once this has been established.

To allow members to absorb this shock and surprise on this revelation and decision, I shall leave the thread open until Thursday 17th, 2006 at midnite.

This will allow ANYONE, who wishes to continue to sign up for the Cycler 10by5, may do so at the 10 by 5 Cycler Humanitarian Aid Program website.

We shall not be participating nor be purseuing any more from this Forum in ROLClub.

I wish you all, together with Neno and on behalf of ROLClub..the best in your faith in the Cycler so long as it takes to survive... I wish you all the best as well. It is a choice you have to decide for yourself but we shall not encourage nor deny you this right of your liberty to make the choice you are responsible by your decision.

We have and we will, not be implicated by ANY Finanacial Institution or Govt Body to charge us after this date, because we have only just realised that we allowed BM to pursue a program within our Forum without prior knowledge of his commitmentments placed elsewhere which bears a conflict of interest to ROLClub, we will not allow that opportunity to take us down that path.

NO MORE SIGN UPS through ROLClub Cycler Team members on this Forum as of Aug. 16th, 2006.


This thread will be closed and as of Friday 18th, 2006, it shall be removed.

YB.

Co-Admin, ROLClub.com

Cycler closure in RC

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke.

Live Long and Prosper and ...
Let Whatever Happens Be Okay

Patricia A Hoffman ~ USA from friend of mine.-neno

[mike]

lol, nice one, actually made me laugh :)

[ezcash]

I luv surprise endings!!

[neno]

A police officer sent this to a friend of mine. It is not for the
faint-hearted. If you have a weak stomach, then don't click on the
link
below.
It is a picture of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed.
It
shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look
of
horror on the faces of the bystanders. The faces of the bystanders is
why
I
believe this is real. .

http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg Compliements from my freind epaphroditus.

[Underroo]

Funny! Here's one(it's kind of a groaner)...lol

This poor hapless Slug FINALLY makes it big time by winning a HUGE lottery..So, he goes and buys a snazzy hot rod car..While at the dealership getting the vehicle prepped for him he tells the salesman that he wants a big S painted on the doors, hood and trunk.just like NASCAR..The salesman is flabbergasted,'You want us to paint big S's on this ultra expensive sports car?'
'Well, yes,' the Slug says
'B-b-b-b-but...well, it is your car',the salesman says.Then asks'But why put those ugly S's on this beautiful car?'
'Well,'the Slug says,'It's so that when I pass everyone they will all say "Look at that S CAR GO!" '




Cheers
Roo

[neno]

Cool where is all the sence of humor from our members. This is the fun place for the 10by5 members. Come on guys tell us the lates "Jokes" here.

[Barbara919]

Johnny needed a few days off from work, but knew the boss would not allow it. So he thought that if maybe he acted really weird, then the boss would tell him to take a few days off. So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co-worker [A Blonde} asked him what he was doing and He told her that he was pretending to be a lightbulb so that the boss would tell him to go home and take a few days off. A few minutes later the boss walks in and ask him what he was doing. Johnny said that he was a lightbulb. The boss said 'well you are clearly stressed out. Go home and take a few days off. " So johnny jumped down and walked out of the office. Then his co-worker, the blonde followed him, the boss asked her " Hey, where are you going" She said" I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

[neno]

Johnny needed a few days off from work, but knew the boss would not allow it. So he thought that if maybe he acted really weird, then the boss would tell him to take a few days off. So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co-worker [A Blonde} asked him what he was doing and He told her that he was pretending to be a lightbulb so that the boss would tell him to go home and take a few days off. A few minutes later the boss walks in and ask him what he was doing. Johnny said that he was a lightbulb. The boss said 'well you are clearly stressed out. Go home and take a few days off. " So johnny jumped down and walked out of the office. Then his co-worker, the blonde followed him, the boss asked her " Hey, where are you going" She said" I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

Thanks Barbara919, this is what I am talking about alittle fun as we go.

[franny]

Neno: You asked for this

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."


A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.


Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

"JESUS SAVES."


One of the girls asked the officer, “How come you don't stop them?!"


"Well, that's a little different,” the officer smiled,

"Their sign pertains to religion."


So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.


The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.


Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:


"Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00." hehehe.awsome-neno

[Barbara919]

Joe's will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, turned to her dearest friend and said "Well Jody, I'm sure Joe would have been pleased." Her friend Jody said, "I'm sure you're right, but, how much did this really cost?" "All of it," said Helen. " $30,000." "No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?" Helen answered, " The funeral was $6,500.00, I donated $500.00 to the church, The wake, the food, were another $500.00. The rest went to the memorial stone." Jody computed quickly. $22,500 for a memorial stone? Just how big is it?" Helen answered, "Two and a half carats."