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    Quote Originally Posted by YogiBrood View Post
    Like this...?? Connecting with the world with a goody cooked for the other end....


    Honey...will you type in that TACO special, add some hot chilly to it too & make it luke warm... snap on it babe...I'm all tanned and HUNGreeee....
    dang it i was gonna try and a get a patent!!
    it can be said for all investors from the Arabs and foreigners, you enter now for it will be a golden opportunity for you.

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    that's it no vacuumes in my house!!

    British dwarf's private part gets stuck to hoover
    Published: Monday August 20, 2007

    A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to ho****al after his private part got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

    Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

    The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

    The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

    He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... ho****alisation.

    "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

    "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."


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    it can be said for all investors from the Arabs and foreigners, you enter now for it will be a golden opportunity for you.

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    I had the hardest time finding my way here.......there's dust all over the place.Hope my other friends make their way to this thread again.
    Habakkuk 2:2-3 Then the LORD answered me and said: “ Write the vision And make it plain on tablets,
    That he may run who reads it. 3 For the vision is yet for an appointed time; But at the end it will speak, and it will not lie. Though it tarries, wait for it; Because it will surely come, It will not tarry.

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    Yes, this used to be a nice shiny place to stay. Everybody grab a broom and a dust pan!
    "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for everything."

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    Habakkuk 2:2-3 Then the LORD answered me and said: “ Write the vision And make it plain on tablets,
    That he may run who reads it. 3 For the vision is yet for an appointed time; But at the end it will speak, and it will not lie. Though it tarries, wait for it; Because it will surely come, It will not tarry.

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    Ooh, love your smilies!
    "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for everything."

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    thanks!!! i downloaded them from Smiley Central -- 10,000 Free smiley emoticons for email and instant messages!, and it goes onto your tool bar, and from there, you just click the ones you want and they pop right into your post!!! weeeeeeeeeee!!!
    Habakkuk 2:2-3 Then the LORD answered me and said: “ Write the vision And make it plain on tablets,
    That he may run who reads it. 3 For the vision is yet for an appointed time; But at the end it will speak, and it will not lie. Though it tarries, wait for it; Because it will surely come, It will not tarry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pegasus View Post
    Yes, this used to be a nice shiny place to stay. Everybody grab a broom and a dust pan!
    wooo hoooo!!!!! we are getting it cleaned up!!!! weeeeeeeee!!! team work! thanks!!!i love the "thanks" button!!!!!
    Habakkuk 2:2-3 Then the LORD answered me and said: “ Write the vision And make it plain on tablets,
    That he may run who reads it. 3 For the vision is yet for an appointed time; But at the end it will speak, and it will not lie. Though it tarries, wait for it; Because it will surely come, It will not tarry.

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    Habakkuk 2:2-3 Then the LORD answered me and said: “ Write the vision And make it plain on tablets,
    That he may run who reads it. 3 For the vision is yet for an appointed time; But at the end it will speak, and it will not lie. Though it tarries, wait for it; Because it will surely come, It will not tarry.

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