So you thought police officers didn't have a sense of humor....
The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the
country.
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#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
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#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
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#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
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#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
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#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
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#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
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#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
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#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey $#*!."
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#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
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#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
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#4 "Just how big were th ose two beers?"
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#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
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#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." and, ah yes, the best one ....
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#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't... Sign here."
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