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    Default Marriage One-Liners

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

    At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying"

    Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

    Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

    Married life is frustrating. The first year of marriage, the man speaks And the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

    It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

    A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A billionaire".
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    Funny!

    It made me laugh.

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    A farmer who just got married said: I don't lick what I ain't sure of... and to that remark, the new wife, also a farmer, slid out of the covers and smiled with a devlish lust across her green eyes whispering: I won't eat any if I can't see a damn thing!!! :twisted: :lol:

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    Funny Post!

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