" nope, no weapons of mass destruction here either"....

"I told him that i had my a$$ tattooed with King Abdullah's lips....the King has mine on his.....and he didnt believe me".....

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hmmmmmm....ok here's one:

psssst georgie, either you farted or the terrorists really have discovered stealthy ways of hiding top secret biological weapons.

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