Originally Posted by
nikki
hes right on Paulie....become a part of the mino(R)ity....ya know, them (R)epulsive (R)epukes ...whos new ideals have arisen...
Fiscal (R)esponsibility: Run up unprecedented debt and place it on the backs of the middle-class. At the same time, give tax-cuts to the wealthiest individuals and corporations. Encourage the outsourcing of American jobs.
(R)esponsible Government: Vacation while NOLA drowns, appoint incompetent cronies to positions of responsibility like FEMA. Ignore environmental concerns. Adopt policies that will create rather than curtail pollution of air and water sources.
Promote Ch(R)istianity: Wage war based on lies, kill hundreds of thousands, sanction torture – claim you’re doing The Lord’s Work. Don’t forget to line the pockets of Christian leaders who can deliver votes.
Personal (R)esponsibility: Lie and deny. Get caught lying, change your story. Get caught lying again, pass the buck. Delete, shred, destroy any evidence of wrongdoing, or get huffy and claim executive privilege.
Uphold the Lette(R) of the Law: Swear to uphold it, then ignore it. When all else fails, utilize signing statements to circumvent it – or get your rubber-stamp congress to change it to your liking.
B(R)ing Dignity Back to Politics: Tell a colleague to go f*ck himself on the Senate floor. Act like a buffoon when representing the US at international meetings. Slur your words and speak like an idi*t and/or a drunk. (Keep 'em guessing as to which of the two you really are.)
National Secu(R)ity: Declare a War on Terror, invade Iraq, increase the threat of terrorism by doing so. Read My Pet Goat while country is under attack, ignore the recommendations of the 9-11 Commission, divulge the name of an undercover CIA operative.
Mo(R)al Values: Preach one thing and do another. Condemn homosexuality in public; act differently in private. Talk about your strong family values, but divorce whenever you feel like it. If one of your own is a pedophile, cover it up and encourage him to run for re-election. Invite Jeff Gannon to the White House as often as possible.
Suppo(R)t the Troops: Cut military pay and pensions, send soldiers into combat without sufficient equipment, privatize Walter Reed Hospital and hand the contract to your friends so they can make a buck off the wounded.
Set P(R)iorities: Ignore the failing economy, faltering educational system, the crumbling infra-structure. Debate flag-burning instead.
P(R)omote International Alliances: Except with any country that disagrees with your war-mongering – even if it turns out to be ALL of them.
Build F(R)iendships: Especially with lobbyists who can afford to show you the nicer things in life, like golfing trips to Scotland, or great tickets to sports events. Be sure to tell them to use the other email system when communicating with your office: loose lips sink yachts.
The Value of Hypoc(R)isy: Self-explanatory, until the voters catch on – which they have.
(R)ecent Pew Research Survey Results: More voters now identify themselves as Democrats or Independents rather than Republicans.
The (R)eturn of Sanity to Our Country: P(R)iceless......
you betcha Paulie....become a Repuke......put hono(R) next to your name...
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