No you didn't! A blast from the past!
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must be friday........ :cheer:
hooooray beer! i mean.....Fridays!
eh....heh..heh..heh he said no dong no date yeah...thats cool
( TO BE READ IN YOUR BEST BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD VOICE)
hate being called dude. Its lazy and disrespectul. Randy Jackson is an ass, who thinks its cool perptuate the myth that Black Men are unintelligent,illiterate,condescending and monosyllabic, mysoginsts, the way he tries to communicate is repulsive and demeans women, I cant believe that he went on Oprah Winfrey's show to hawk some crappy book of his and called her dude three times.
You would think a man in his position would want more for himself and the young children he comes into contact with, remember Children will listen and parrott what they hear as acceptble.
benzboy
Interesting,
I thought I was the only one who hated the dude overload thing. (g) If I even hear my daughter breath the word dude I jump on her quick. It is way too overused these days, and sadly, it is spreading to the parents which makes it even worse. I don't know which I hate more, dude or dah. LOL I'm with you Benz, don't like to be called dude either.
Good luck and health to all, Mike
aww c'mon DUDES... chill-out !!! :tongue:
Funny,
Like chaulk on the board hearing that. LOL I guess it is another sign of the times, so here is a few more laughs.
SIGNS OF THE TIMES.......................................
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push.! Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the
right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However , if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station ,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak"
we have a plumbing van that i see around town , on the side it says
where a royal flush beats a full house
We had a septic pumper in a town where I lived - on the back of the trucks, it said, "Your sh** is our bread and butter".
he was a bass player for what was left of journey
No, he was the touring bass player from 85-87. I'd say those are some prime Journey years.
i was the cowbell player for blue oyster cult back in the day
we need more cowbell
first time i saw that i think a little pee came out.
AW come on MAN, dude isn't that bad. LOLOLOL. Listen guys I put my pants on just like you do but when they'er on I make gold records. LOL
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