Rol Club Interviews The Mad Scot Live!!

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30-03-2007, 02:36 PM
The_Mad_Scot

Rol Club Interviews The Mad Scot Live!!

Get to know The Mad Scot.

The history behind the Man. The Myth. The Legend.

Ten thousand eBooks agree that The Mad Scot is the best marketer / small business owner / golfer in Glasgow.

There is a conference call where you can dial in and learn the secrets of how you can invest in the Mad Scot's "Beer-A-Mid" program. Guaranteed to make money. For a small one-time investment of 99.95 per week, you will receive an IMMEDIATE return of 5 dollars.

This will continue until one of us gets tired.

Last week The Mad Scot was holding a press conference and announced that very soon in the near future that the Mad Scot will be making an important announcement.

If you are a BIG PLAYER, you do NOT want to miss this!

More to come later....

Love,

The Mad Scot
:beer:
30-03-2007, 02:38 PM
The_Mad_Scot

Rol Club Interviews The Mad Scot Live!!

Get to know The Mad Scot.

The history behind the Man. The Myth. The Legend.

Ten thousand eBooks agree that The Mad Scot is the best marketer / small business owner / golfer in Glasgow.

There is a conference call where you can dial in and learn the secrets of how you can invest in the Mad Scot's "Beer-A-Mid" program. Guaranteed to make someone money. For a small one-time investment of 99.95 per week, you will receive an IMMEDIATE return of 5 dollars.

Last week The Mad Scot was holding a press conference and announced that very soon in the near future that the Mad Scot will be making an important announcement.

If you are a BIG PLAYER, you do NOT want to miss this!

More to come later....

Love,

The Mad Scot
:beer:
30-03-2007, 02:40 PM
tiffany

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Where do I sign up and send my $99?!?!?!? I can't WAIT!:woohoo:

A BEER-a-mid! I've only seen THOSE in the MOVIES!!!:banana:
30-03-2007, 02:44 PM
GSXR99

:toofunny:

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Mad_Scot

Get to know The Mad Scot.

The history behind the Man. The Myth. The Legend.

Ten thousand eBooks agree that The Mad Scot is the best marketer / small business owner / golfer in Glasgow.

There is a conference call where you can dial in and learn the secrets of how you can invest in the Mad Scot's "Beer-A-Mid" program. Guaranteed to make someone money. For a small one-time investment of 99.95 per week, you will receive an IMMEDIATE return of 5 dollars.

Last week The Mad Scot was holding a press conference and announced that very soon in the near future that the Mad Scot will be making an important announcement.

If you are a BIG PLAYER, you do NOT want to miss this!

More to come later....

Love,

The Mad Scot
:beer:

I am ready to write a check for this once in a lifetime opportunity. I need to know if you plan on having anyone from Iraqi calling into this informative call!!!! This is a deal breaker.

Thanks for all your knowledge and wisdom you have provided over the year.
:toofunny: :toofunny: :blueh: :blueh:
30-03-2007, 03:00 PM
greatstuff

You didn't tell us the number! We might miss it! :wigged: :beer:
30-03-2007, 03:10 PM
The_Mad_Scot

Oops sorry...

it's ummmmm

867-5309

heheh

*disclaimer
do not call that number

unless you are drunk.

then it doesn't matter.
30-03-2007, 03:14 PM
noced71

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30-03-2007, 03:21 PM
GSXR99

Quote:

Originally Posted by noced71

Operators are standing by, testimonies are by paid actor/actresses. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Mad Scot is a copyrighted franchise, for official copies see Mad Scot. 30-day money back guarantee. Allow 6 - 8 weeks for delivery after purchase, 125% restocking fee applies.

What kind of organization are you running Mad Scot. These terms are unacceptable. Throw in the batteries and lower the restocking fee to let say 95.268% and I am in. :bow:
30-03-2007, 03:22 PM
The_Mad_Scot

LOL! thanks for that backup disclaimer. good to know that people have my (i mean The Mad Scot's) back
30-03-2007, 03:24 PM
The_Mad_Scot

Quote:

What kind of organization are you running Mad Scot. These terms are unacceptable. Throw in the batteries and lower the restocking fee to let say 95.268% and I am in.

The Mad Scot will hold a press conference and write an eBook to discuss your proposal.
30-03-2007, 03:24 PM
Hardwood

Hey you gave out my girlfriend Jenny's phone number!!!
30-03-2007, 03:48 PM
crave681

puttin da MADNeSS back in MaD...
30-03-2007, 06:44 PM
costar01

It must be boring for all the Crazies to come out in such a large number.
30-03-2007, 06:58 PM
neno

Funny

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Mad_Scot

Oops sorry...

it's ummmmm

867-5309

heheh

*disclaimer
do not call that number

unless you are drunk.

then it doesn't matter.

And I almost moved the Thread to Advertising. :rofl:
30-03-2007, 08:03 PM
zipper

I'm in!

Do you take dinar?
30-03-2007, 08:14 PM
RICHIWILLBE

That phone number brings back memories...........heard that song all the time in the clubs. You're too funny Mad Scot.:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:
30-03-2007, 08:24 PM
Pegasus

Quote:

Originally Posted by costar01

It must be boring for all the Crazies to come out in such a large number.

Strange that you should show up here, right in this very thread. A coincidence? But, we all know that there is no such thing as a coincidence, don't we? ...........just funnin' ya! :beer:
30-03-2007, 11:33 PM
wciappetta

I cannot proceed unless you speak to me in the silky smooth voice of the "War games" computer! Say gigabytes! Say it, say it! lol
30-03-2007, 11:38 PM
GSXR99

Quote:

Originally Posted by wciappetta

I cannot proceed unless you speak to me in the silky smooth voice of the "War games" computer! Say gigabytes! Say it, say it! lol

Check out this link: The "Wargames IMSAI"
30-03-2007, 11:48 PM
wciappetta

that was too cool
31-03-2007, 10:14 AM
shotgunsusie

you ppl have a brilliant sense of humor. i LOVE it.

oh, i read this and had to copy/paste it for comedic relief:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darren Chabluk
At least one person wants this call so the call will go on.

I'm sorry I have not had a chance to reply to everyone, I'm so busy building the fan club, I need to hire a webmaster!

im starting up the backhoe for excessive excrement removal.
31-03-2007, 03:00 PM
zipper

Quote:

Originally Posted by shotgunsusie

[SIZE="3"][B][COLOR="Purple"]you ppl have a brilliant sense of humor. i LOVE it.

oh, i read this and had to copy/paste it for comedic relief:
im starting up the backhoe for excessive excrement removal.

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:
06-04-2007, 01:49 AM
The_Mad_Scot

There is a very strong rumor that Mad Scot is doing another interview.

Because of all the fan mail.

But first, give The Mad Scot your email address.

Type it in right here ......>

And then click *send*

This is not an attempt to collect your identity, so please include your FULL NAME, ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER and your FAVORITE COLOR.

*Favorite color is optional

ACT NOW and you will receive an 8X10 autograph, absolutely free.

with purchase

** your email address will not be sold to anyone that The Mad Scot does not think is cool.

*** free trial period is for 2 days, then your credit card will be billed every 30 days for 29.95 until you cancel after 180 days. If membership is canceled after 180 days but before 1320 days, you may be assessed a penalty

**** free trial period costs 49.95
06-04-2007, 03:29 PM
tiffany

....What are you wearing in the 8x10? :biggrin:

AND is it true what they say about what's under the kilt? :flame: :eek: :tongue:

Such a bargain! $49.95 for the free trial period! WICKED AWESOME!!! :woohoo:
06-04-2007, 08:28 PM
The_Mad_Scot

Quote:

....What are you wearing in the 8x10?

AND is it true what they say about what's under the kilt?

I.... um....

I mean The Mad Scot

.....has a Grey Tshirt and Blue Jeans in the 8X10 autograph

the true essence of an internet marketing warrior guru champion king .... superstar....

the kilt thing is true yes... for those of us that choose to go commando :eek: