Heres my rumor ! Dont shoot the mesenger !
My barber's second cousin's, half sister's father, on her mothers side, uncle's, nephew's girlfriend's brother in law, who has various contacts in the wholesale stuffed giraffe market gave me this rumor. Mind you I have never met this person in real life, nor do I know if he actually exists, but I place massive weight on his statements!
He says that The Central Bank of Iraq will appoint Suri Cruise the authority over all currency issues, including the RV and impending dates. Jennifer Aniston will acompany Suri to make the anouncement shortly. Arrnold Schwartzenager will act as a body guard. Tom Cruise will land in the middle of the green zone with his scientologist space ship and pass out pamphlets urging all muslims to convert or die to scientology. Tom Cruise will then asasinate Jeniffer Aniston, judo chop Arnold, and kidnap Suri, then crown himself King of all living things.
The Dinar will be replaced with Mcdonalds gift certificates, as well as every other currency on the planet. You will not be able to buy or sell, unless you have the "golden arch's" tattoo'd over your left eye. Its pandamonium !
ALL THE PAPERS ARE SIGNED !
ITS A DONE DEAL !!
LOOK FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT NEXT WEEK, OR THE WEEK AFTER, or maybe a couple other days after that, wait... maybe next month.
If you havent figured it out yet. This is a joke. Meant to entertain. Comments welcome.
DanielJay
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19-01-2007, 08:59 PM #1
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Romur Fun Section for those that will indulge.
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I know what you mean!
The coming months are going to be VERY exciting!!!
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Right now i'd settle for some Mcdonalds gift certificates, love them there big macs.
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HILARIOUS!!!
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I'm calling BS on this, Suri is not even a year old yet. Who's your barber?
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Exactly. This is precisely how I feel when bogus rumors are posted. I dont see rumors as "entertainment". They only make me mad. I dont have alot of dinar, but I have enough to get my hopes up when someone says their "sources" have rock solid info and its just around the corner. Welcome to my world.
Comon, someone is suposed to question my sources so I can go to the next step.
DanielJay
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Oh i know this is definitely BS, first of all giraffes don't live in iraq, therefore why would a giraffe salesman have any connections? The other clue, barbers are known to gossip, me thinks the barber got confused with the giraffe and the african continent somehow his mind led to iraq and was thinking of dinner, which came through as dinar! Yah, i aint falling for this it tell ya
it can be said for all investors from the Arabs and foreigners, you enter now for it will be a golden opportunity for you.
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Grow up, please.
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