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Heres my rumor ! Dont shoot the mesenger !
My barber's second cousin's, half sister's father, on her mothers side, uncle's, nephew's girlfriend's brother in law, who has various contacts in the wholesale stuffed giraffe market gave me this rumor. Mind you I have never met this person in real life, nor do I know if he actually exists, but I place massive weight on his statements!
He says that The Central Bank of Iraq will appoint Suri Cruise the authority over all currency issues, including the RV and impending dates. Jennifer Aniston will acompany Suri to make the anouncement shortly. Arrnold Schwartzenager will act as a body guard. Tom Cruise will land in the middle of the green zone with his scientologist space ship and pass out pamphlets urging all muslims to convert or die to scientology. Tom Cruise will then asasinate Jeniffer Aniston, judo chop Arnold, and kidnap Suri, then crown himself King of all living things.
The Dinar will be replaced with Mcdonalds gift certificates, as well as every other currency on the planet. You will not be able to buy or sell, unless you have the "golden arch's" tattoo'd over your left eye. Its pandamonium !
ALL THE PAPERS ARE SIGNED !
ITS A DONE DEAL !!
LOOK FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT NEXT WEEK, OR THE WEEK AFTER, or maybe a couple other days after that, wait... maybe next month.
If you havent figured it out yet. This is a joke. Meant to entertain. Comments welcome.:waiting:
DanielJay