What shouldn't I say in London?
“It’s not as cool as New York”
“It’s not as pretty as Paris”
“Are those men holding hands/kissing?”
“Is that a black man in a suit?”
“Where is Liesestershur square?”
“With that long hair, I can’t tell if he’s a man or a girl”
“Why do you guys drive on the wrong side of the road?”
“This beer tastes wrong and is too warm”
“What is a saveloy?”
“It kinda smells like weed round here”
“Why can’t I stand on the left?”
“… with fries, please”
“Supersize me!”
“You’d be ruled by Germany if the USA didn’t save your ass”
“My cousin lives in Edinborrow. Do you know him? He’s called Jock”
“That Tony Blair/Margaret Thatcher was the coolest”
“I prefer American cars”
“Isn’t Harrod’s great?”
“That Nigel Farage guy is your new leader, isn’t he?”
“You guys have a lot to learn…”
“How come you drink so much?”
“You guys have bad teeth”
“Why do you call “soccer”, “football”?”
“Cricket is kind of dull, no?”
“Is the water safe to drink?”
“Where are the no-go areas?”
“Let Jesus into your heart!”
“I prefer American/European chocolate”
“I can open the door myself, thank you”
“A fag?! Are you serious?”
“How come you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving/Independence Day/Quatorze Juillet?”
“People are way friendlier at home”
“It’s not what I expected from watching Notting Hill”
“Can we meet the actual Queen?”
“7–7 was nowhere near as bad as 9–11”
“Everyone is so quiet”
“We’ve just arrived for a two week holiday. We are here for three days, seeing the UK and then we are off to see the rest of Europe”
“How come you can’t tell the difference between American and Canadian accents?”
“I love British comedy. Monty Python was the best” [45 years ago]
“We have parks in New York. We have Central Park!”
“Oxford Street is great!”
“I don’t understand that subway map”
“Do you have change for a £50 note?”
“Do you accept Euros here?”
“We hired a car to get around London”
“Your houses are really small”
“Are you a cockney?”
Source: https://www.quora.com/What-shouldnt-I-say-in-London
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