Parking ticket

I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket, so I went up to him and said "Come on, mate, how about giving me a break".
He ignored me and continued writing, so I called him a biro sucking dickhead .He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres, so I called him a piece of horseshit!He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a THIRD ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

hahaha, good one!

A sign over the pay station for the City of Bremerton, Washington states, “Before you can complain about a Parking Ticket, you first have to find a parking space!”

DesertWolf

Hahaha...nice trick you've got here. Would love to try and do this myself.
But on the other hand when thinking of the owner of the car, it wouldn't be so nice.
Pity that fellow for getting so many tickets in a row! :)