Invest Wisely

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband
and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years,
with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through
a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that,
at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near
what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which
were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged"
him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results
of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband
was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found
his voice and blurted out,

"If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut!!!!!!!!!
:thumbsup:

That Was Funny And She Was Smart

Even though I will soon be able to afford her, I wouldn't have stayed with a woman who takes $20 every time we made love. It's a detriment for arousal!

Also, I think having an expense of over $20 a day is a big liability, no matter how much money one makes!

In my case it would be around $400 a day... I once read an e-book on how to become multi orgasmic :blush: and with some effort on my side, it worked :blush:


Mark (Wacky)

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