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    THE PASTOR'S ASS
    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased
    with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The
    local paper read:

    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor
    not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline
    read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the
    donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local
    paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
    The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the
    donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey
    and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines
    read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
    The bishop was buried the next day.


    The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you
    much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy
    life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
    and live longer!

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    I love it!!

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