Thread: One of my favorite Drunk Jones

old Patrick staggers into a Catholic Church after a heavy afternoon of drinking, enters the confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but Patrick continues to sit there in silence. Finally, the Priest pounds three times loudly on the wall to get his attention.

Old Patrick mumbles, 'Ain't no use knockin Father, there's no paper on this side either.'"

Originally Posted by SiMin

old Patrick staggers into a Catholic Church after a heavy afternoon of drinking, enters the confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but Patrick continues to sit there in silence. Finally, the Priest pounds three times loudly on the wall to get his attention.

Old Patrick mumbles, 'Ain't no use knockin Father, there's no paper on this side either.'"

LOL that's a good one.

Did you hear about the spamar and the priest?

Spamar says, "forgive me father for I have spammed"
Priest inquires, "What did you spam my son?"
Spamar inquires, "What's your E-mail?"

Nice one!!
Here is some other joke:

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."