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    Default From a Dogs Diary, and a Cats Diart

    AS SEEN IN A DOG'S DIARY:

    8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

    9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

    10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!

    11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

    Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

    1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!

    3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

    4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

    5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!

    7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

    9 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping on floor by master's bed!! My favorite!



    AS SEEN IN A CAT'S DIARY:

    Day 183 of my captivity......

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They
    dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

    The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
    satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow
    I may eat another house plant.

    Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they
    were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs.

    In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
    induced myself to vomit on a favorite chair --must try this on their bed.

    Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to
    make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
    their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat
    I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

    There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
    solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the
    food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies."

    Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

    I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
    is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a
    half-wit.

    The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them
    regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current
    placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is
    only a matter of time.

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    Heehee... this snarling cat has the "ball" in his claws and purring patiently...good thing it has no plans for the dog!

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