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    There once was a man he was very clumsy,idotic,and forgetful.
    His wife was very tired of his ways and wanted to change him.She
    thought and she pondered over what she'd do. i'll teach him a
    lesson that he wont forget she said. The next day she told her
    husband that if he could not complete the task she was to give
    him shed leave him. She made him wrie the following on a peice
    of paper: I am sofa king we tod did.
    She told him to balance the paper on his head and at the same
    time memorize the words.She made him still jumpup and down with
    a glass of water and the paper over it ,w/out wetting the
    paper,still she made him memorize the words. Then that night she
    announced in front of him and his friends,"what do u have to say"
    He proudly announced "I am sofa king we tod did"
    .........(translates to i am so ****ing retarted)

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    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down
    for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what
    you see."
    Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars".
    Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
    Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
    and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God
    is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
    tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell
    you?"
    Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

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    A man was walking along the beach at Malibu when he found a
    bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.
    A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The
    genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but
    only one.."
    The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to
    go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of
    flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for
    a bridge to be built from here to Hawaii."
    The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think
    I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the
    pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would
    have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the
    pavement that would be needed.
    No, that is just too much to ask."
    The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is
    one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be
    able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are
    they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with?
    Basically, what makes them tick?"
    The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you
    want two lanes or four?

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    One day, Hanson and the Spice Girls were all on an airplane, and
    they get into a discussion.
    Baby Spice stated "You know, I could toss a thousand dollars out
    the window of this plane and make one person very happy." Then,
    the oldest Hanson brother said, "Well, I could toss ten one
    hundred dollar bills out the plane and make ten people happy."
    Then Sporty Spice said, "Well, I could toss one hundred, ten
    dollar bills out, and make one hundred people happy!" Then the
    middle Hanson brother very proudly said, "Well, I could toss one
    thousand, one dollar bills out the window and make one thousand
    people happy!"
    Sick of the discussion, another passenger said, "Well, I have a
    better idea, I could toss all of you out the window and make the
    entire world happy!"

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    The year is 2050 and Bill Gates has recently died. He goes
    to God and God says to him," Would you like to go to Heaven or
    Hell?" Bill isn't sure so he asks for a preview of both. First
    God takes him to Hell. Bill sees fancy cars, piles of money,
    and naked Playboy models. Then God takes him to Heaven. All
    Bill sees are fat, naked babies with wings floating around.
    Bill decides to go to Hell. God says he will check on him in a
    week. A week later, God goes to Hell and finds Bill burning
    under the Devil's torch. Bill says to God," Where are the cars,
    money, and women?" God replies," That was just a screen saver!"

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    One day, Hanson and the Spice Girls were all on an airplane, and
    they get into a discussion.
    Baby Spice stated "You know, I could toss a thousand dollars out
    the window of this plane and make one person very happy." Then,
    the oldest Hanson brother said, "Well, I could toss ten one
    hundred dollar bills out the plane and make ten people happy."
    Then Sporty Spice said, "Well, I could toss one hundred, ten
    dollar bills out, and make one hundred people happy!" Then the
    middle Hanson brother very proudly said, "Well, I could toss one
    thousand, one dollar bills out the window and make one thousand
    people happy!"
    Sick of the discussion, another passenger said, "Well, I have a
    better idea, I could toss all of you out the window and make the
    entire world happy!"

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    There was once 3 indians and a chief. the chief told the indians to go hunting a couple minutes later the first indian comes back with a deer. The chief said, "how did you get that deer?". The indian said, "Me see track me follow track me shoot deer". Then the 2nd indian comes back with a bear. the chief asked him how he got the bear. the indian said, "Me see track me follow track me shoot bear." A couple hours later the third indian comes back all bruised up and bleeding. The chief asked, "What happened to you"? The indian said me see track me follow track me get hit by a train.

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    A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."

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    George W. Bush and Al Gore went to a fancy resturaunt. The
    waitress came and asked what they wanted. George said, "I want a
    quickie." The witress slapped him and walked away. George then
    asked Al what he did wrong. Gore told him it that was pronounced
    "queshe."

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    Ha ha ha very funny!!!
    one joke from my side!!!
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