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Edit: I may have to relocate this thread to another where members go and seek laughter from show & entertainment....: MOD - YB.


Broken Clock...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight".

He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table and farted."

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Only the Best to All,
Sal

Heyyy Sal, glad to see ya check in again...and what a laugh you'll get from this....but watch out for the hot farts!!!

Btw, entertainments are linked to this section... here's the starters, sweet, and tasty and cut out just for the right *hot* lips....: http://www.rolclub.com/showthread.php?t=2932

gooood one sal I'll have to tell the wife that one in the morning !

Thankx for proving me with my "next" excuse lol