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    An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor
    gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
    Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
    The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

    The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

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    Hahaha. I love this joke.
    It just never gets old.
    Classic.

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    OMG....fantastic

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    Quote Originally Posted by mukwa View Post
    An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor
    gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
    Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
    The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

    The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."
    lol

    really very funny

    i like it

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    While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no!" he screamed, "One of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attached the package to their backs. "Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "Aren't those parachutes?" The pilot confirmed that they were.The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?" "There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "We're going to get help."

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    At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding
    announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system
    saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board
    from Gate 41."
    So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten
    minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be
    boarding from Gate 35.
    So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.
    Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you
    for participating in Delta's physical fitness program.

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