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    Smile The Perfect Husband

    ) THE PERFECT HUSBAND

    SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB.
    A CELL PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS,
    AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS-FREE SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGINS TO TALK.
    EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN.
    MAN: "Hello".
    WOMAN: "Honey it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes".
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only
    $1000, is it o.k. if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much".
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I
    saw one I really liked".
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$90,000".
    MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options"!
    WOMAN: "Great! And one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the
    market, They're asking $950,00!
    MAN: "Well then go ahead give them an offer for $900,000. They will probably
    take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It is
    clearly a pretty good price".
    WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later!
    I love you so much!"
    MAN: "Bye. I love you too". The man hangs up.
    The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide
    open.
    He smiles, and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbara919 View Post
    ) THE PERFECT HUSBAND

    SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB.
    A CELL PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS,
    AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS-FREE SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGINS TO TALK.
    EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN.
    MAN: "Hello".
    WOMAN: "Honey it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes".
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only
    $1000, is it o.k. if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much".
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I
    saw one I really liked".
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$90,000".
    MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options"!
    WOMAN: "Great! And one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the
    market, They're asking $950,00!
    MAN: "Well then go ahead give them an offer for $900,000. They will probably
    take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It is
    clearly a pretty good price".
    WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later!
    I love you so much!"
    MAN: "Bye. I love you too". The man hangs up.
    The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide
    open.
    He smiles, and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
    Oh how I would love to do that! RV come, but I wont be asking for permission, I will do, and if I keep him around he will gravle.

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