I Miss Bill Clinton

I Miss Bill Clinton

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

"Let a man avoid evil deeds as a man who loves life avoids poison."
Buddha

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Originally Posted by neno

I Miss Bill Clinton

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

"Let a man avoid evil deeds as a man who loves life avoids poison."
Buddha

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Oh Neno!! At first I was going to say "What the hell is this guy thinking" then I read. I jumped before I read. but all is good! this was funny. thanks!!!

The worst of it is that it is all true, and that is not funny:mad:

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Originally Posted by bbhawk

The worst of it is that it is all true, and that is not funny:mad:

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I guess it is a land of opportunity... wag the dog while it still lives and lighten up will only get things sorted out, EVENTUALLY! :thumbsup:

Whatever Bill has committed, most Americans forgave him...it's in their spirits!!! The liberty of compassion and forgiveness runs through most veins and that makes the USA stronger as ever... "God" Bless America! :thumbsup:

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Outside USA...it puts Bill on centre stage...the best hattrick from the White House to the teens rooms of many girls... Sax, sex and ever more relaxed at his Sax...:noserious