Dear Tide

Dear Tide:
>>
>> I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used
>> it all of
>> my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now
>> that I am in
>> my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I
>> spilled
>> some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
>> uncaring husband
>> started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
>> becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow
>> I ended
>> up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of
>> Tide with
>> bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the
>> stains came
>> out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
>> yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative
>> and then my
>> attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect
>> in the
>> disappearance of my husband.
>>
>> What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being
>> a murder
>> suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
>>
>> Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
>>