Thread: Trained parrot

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her.

Son #1 bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her.

Son #2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur included, thinking this would surely win her approval.

Son #3 had to do something even better, so he bought her a parrot that he had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask the parrot any verse in the Bible, and he could quote it word for word. What a gift that would be.

Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just gorgeous, but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it's too large to clean and take care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway."
Then she confronted her second son with, "Son, the car is beautiful. It has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and really don't like the chauffeur, so please return the car."

Next, she went to Son #3 and said, "Son, I just want to thank you for your most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious."

njbth

I don't suppose this sweet and presumably happy old lady with a satisfied appetite be a Blonde???

Here's something for those compassionate parrot supporters, it's a good show by this parrot called Einstein...loosen up & enjoy!

Click this> Talking Gray

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Just showed Einstein's video to my African Gray. She kept whistling and calling at the screen!

Originally Posted by parrots

Just showed Einstein's video to my African Gray. She kept whistling and calling at the screen!

You have an AG yrself??? Care to share your star with us?

How old is he and what is his "lordship's name"??....

Mine simply went looking like.... Huh??? who's that dude & ducked below and went inside his den and did a triple saulto and came back up looking gaped!! He started his flurry of whistles and said: Hyyy... Tuki.

Mine is still young, a Senegalese Parrot, just turning 11 years now and is from Tampa, Florida where he was originally hatched.

Here's Tuki snapped recently...

My little girl just turned 3. She already has quite the vocabulary on her. Her name is Teltely or as she calls herself "Tetley Bird". I think she didn't want to be outdown by Einstein and had to do all her animal imitations. I really want her to learn how to do the spaceship with the laser. That was priceless. We were watching Star Wars one night and she just fell in love with R2D2.