Iraqi Dinar Lopped/Reprint
The Iraqi Dinar has been looped, it is done! You were all correct all you loppers, you got your way! Now you can go around and tell everybody that you were right, yep, you did it okay, lopper!
All zero (s) are gone! There has already started the reprint as well, all the bills are going through a reprinted process, all of them! Read on to find the new denominations!
The new bill will be coming out soon and yes they will replace all New Iraqi Dinar. You give them your millions of NID and they will give you a few of the RNID, the Really New Iraqi Dinar! The official exchange rate will be coming out soon, but a good idea would be 100,000 of you NID/IQD and they will give you 1.5 of the Really New Iraqi Dinar! (RNID)
The Warka Bank and the Central Bank of Iraq has declared a second and third "bank-book" for record keeping, all those that feared the second book theory can say that they were right and we can blame them for giving them the idea!
ISX got a "glitch" and the Iraqis said not to worry about it! The only ones that show up tomorrow will be awarded their stock and only if you have an account and it has to be in your name. You had better have a Arabic name and be able to read and sign the new ISX agreement. The exchange will go back to the white board on the wall and you are right, no foreigners will receive anything that they cannot carry out of the country in a single serving popcorn bag from the royal saddam movie house.
The RNID are as follow:
25,000 replaced with 26 RNID note
10,000 replaced with 11 RNID note
5,000 replaced with 6 RNID note
1,000 replaced with 1.1 RNID note
500 replaced with 7.1 RNID note
250 replaced with 3.7 RNID note
100 replaced with 2.9 RNID note
50 Replaced with 1.7 RNID note
1.5 RNID note
1.2 RNID note
.9 RNID coin (It is square and has a round hole in the middle!)
.7 RNID coin (It is round and has a square hole in the middle!)
.5 RNID coin (It is square and has a square hole in the middle!)
.3 RNID coin (It is round and has a round hole in the middle!)
There is you 14 denominations, making those other folks right too! They are happy to be right and spreading that first rumor!