Phone call from bailiff

Okay I got a phone call on my land line number this morning bloke says he is a bailiff and i owe money for unpaid parking ticket , now I know I have not received any parking tickets if I had I would have paid so I now think its a hoax call and tell the guy to suck my cock and I hang up .

Few minutes later he rings me back and assures me it's not hoax call and then goes on to say it's not a parking fine but apparently I have driven into a bus lane and they have photographic evidence I asked where it happened so I says yes that could have been me so how much do I owe and why has it gone to bailiff stage , he tells me I owe £408 I had to ask him to repeat it as I was in shock I said how is it £408 he said the council had wrote to me when the incident happened but I had not responded to four separate demands and it had gone to court and the bailiff had a warrant to seize goods , it then clicked that I had moved house 16 months ago and forgotten to update change of address on my log book , actually I was not aware that I had to , I explained this to the bailiff and he said it was not his problem I insisted that I wanted to be given the opportunity to pay the original fine of £30 and it was unfair as I had not received the letters as they must have gone to my old address . I asked him where he was as I wanted to see some evidence that he was a bailiff and had a warrant he told me he was outside my house .

I said I would be there in ten minutes , I drove home from work and he was in a black bmw outside my house it was raining so he told me to get in his car and he could show me the paperwork .

I did this he showed me the paperwork I said listen I'm not paying you £408 I want it to go to court and i will explain to judge why I never paid the original fine as i never received it and it had gone to my old address he said its gone past that stage if you don't pay I'm going to take your car , I said you what you going to take my car I don't think so you big fat ugly t**t and I got out of his car and drove off . I was fuming I went to the gym an hour later I come back hid my car in a nearby back alley and went home .

Soon after he had rung me again saying he wants my car i said you will have to find it first and bring an army with you get hen said if I didn't pay up he was going to come back later and remove goods from my house .

I put the phone down on him I made a few phone calls one to police friend of mine and one to my solicitor both said there was nothing I could do i should have informed DVLA of change of address then the original fine would have been sent to my correct address .

I was advised to pay as any further visits etc. and the bill would keep rising .

I phoned the bailiff back up and told him to come back to my house and I would have the cash for him I also told him I would not be there and my neighbour would give the cash and to get a receipt as I said I don't know what I would do if I saw him .

I'm still fuming now £408 for driving in a bus lane what a fcuking rip off .