Happy Mothers Day Week-End!!

Just Wishing all a Safe and Happy Mothers-Day Weekend.

That is very nice of you. Hope your mother has a very nice Mothers Day, too. Mother of 6....I like pain, Ha.....
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Happy Mothers Day!

:cheer: To all the happy mothers,

may your day today be a great Mothers Day !!!:ro_emote: :cheers:

YB.:leader:

Hi.

To all Mums, Happy Mothers Day.

The following is from one of my Daughters.

Thought I would Share it with all the Mums.

Her Name is Sofia. My Pet Name for her " Muppet ".

She is 18 years of age, and in her 1st Semester at University.

Her Aim is to Graduate in English and History with Honours.

Then Study Law.

This is what she wrote for her Mother:

30 Reasons Why I Love MUM:

#1: You Cleared my Blocked Nose:

#2: Cleaned my Poo's and Wees:

#3: 'SHHHHH' Kept my Secrets from Dad when we watched Porn when
you were asleep:

#4: YUM; Fed me Custard to keep me alive, No Thanks to my Older Brother:

#5: Didn't Smack me when I just about Burnt the House Down:

#6: For letting me Beat Up my Brother:

#7: Making my young Sister Eat Soap when she Swore, even though I
made the Reason Up:

#8: Introducing me to Alcohol hehe. I remember that night.

#9: Letting me Sleep with you when I got Scared, even up to now:

#10: For forcing me to wear Woolly Knitted Clothes. YUK Itchyyyy:

#11: Running around the Pinetree after me even though you couldn't
catch me:

#12: Looking after me when I was Sick:

#13: And Taking Days Off from Work to do so:

#14: For Always Coming Back to Check on me:

#15: For Rubbing my Forehead until I Fell Asleep:

#16: For Writing and Reading us a Bed Time Story:

#17: Having Smelly Feet after Work: POOOOOOO!!!!!!!

#18: Buying me good Quality Alcohol for my Parties, when my Friends
had Lolly Water:

#19: For Not saying anything when I hid my Veges under Mashed Potatoes,
and Letting me get away with it:

#20: Letting us roam around when we lived on the Farm, and when we moved
into Town:

#21: Pretending you Didn't Know when I did Something Stupid:

#22: Not being Mad when we Snuck out and Played in the Drain.

#23: Feeding me Flat Coca cola when I was Sick, and making me stay Home:

#24: OH and letting me Stay Home when I needed a Day Off, even though
I wasn't Sick:

#25: Allowing me to have Boys over:

#26: Saying we were on the Radio, even though we were only on the Microphone:

#27: Buying us Things even though you couldn't Afford it:

#28: For being there when we Kids were Fighting and Scratching:

#29: Giving me more Ice Cream and Saying "they are all the same":

#30: For Getting Me Here To Uni:

There are Many More Reasons, but that's all I could Fit.
Maybe I Left some Important One's Out,
But you Already Know What they Are.

Thanks for Everything Mum.

Love Always and Forever.

Sofia.
aka: Muppet. (But Shhhhhhhhhh)

What can I say.

Her Proud Dad.
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