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    Cool (©¿©) Beware

    Remember, They Vote:

    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his
    old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
    "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the
    fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He
    eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It
    looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for
    sale $50". The next day someone stole it.

    Caution! . . . . . . . . . .

    These people Vote


    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
    which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the
    sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
    When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for
    sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
    stuff". . . . . .

    She ALSO votes!


    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
    day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
    center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
    days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?
    "Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . . .

    He ALSO votes!


    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
    we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
    sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
    convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
    moving". . . . . . . .
    She ALSO = votes!


    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut
    through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk .

    My sister ALSO votes!


    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
    were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
    cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . . . .

    He ALSO votes!


    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
    ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
    chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a
    person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which
    way the head is turned. . . . . . . . . . .

    My friend ALSO votes!


    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
    the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
    up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
    professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
    "has your plane arrived yet? "... . . . . . . . .

    SHE ALSO votes!


    While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small
    pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
    like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
    responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
    enough to eat 6 . . . . . . . .

    Yep, he votes too.


    Now you know who elects the politicians!
    Last edited by mukwa; 09-02-2006 at 07:07 PM.

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    Now those are funny!!! LOL!!! I know some voters like that...

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    Default These also vote.

    Here's one to add to the list.

    My uncle's fiance was at his home one day doing some sewing. This was in the days of treadle machines. She was pushing the machine so hard it was hopping all over the place. My grandmother, surprised, said to her, "What on earth are you going so fast for?" "Oh," she said, "I don't have much thread and I want to finish before I run out."

    I think she also voted!!
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