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  1. 10-02-2007, 11:08 PM #1
    neno
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    A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

    You gotta love this one!

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to Land eastbound on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R
    --Allah be Praised !!"

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.
    --Allah is Great !!"

    Pause: Static.............

    Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
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